Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

say say say

(idiom) When someone is making far too many unfounded statements far too quickly for the accused party to deny them, they are "say say saying", as per the duet by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson (1988) in which it shows that the speech is so pointless that no-one, least of all the data subject really cares anymore.

Say, say, say what you want (but don't play games with my affection)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

head turner

Something which attracts a great deal of attention. Will be over-whelmed by head givers.

My car is a head turner, and it causes chix0r to come and blow me while sitting in it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

impress

a) To have a strong effect on something
b) To force someone into naval services.

Rorke's drift was an impressive battle.

The anglo-american war (or war of 1812, if it's the only war your country was in at the time, aka you are from north america) resulted in the treaty of Ghent. However, this did not resolve any of the issues the united states had fought for. However, as a courtesy, Impressing stopped. See war of 1812

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

take a leak behind the bush

(v.) to conduct operation where the actions cannot themselves be seen, but any intruders can be.

We have to take a leak behind the bush with this new car, so our rivals don't see what we're up to. That means we do it in your dad's garage.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

circumcision

Benefitless excercise, the falcrum of many jokes.

Q: What happened to the short-sighted circumcisionist?

A: He got the sack.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

Ask Jeeves

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

YEAH!

"I agree strongly"

usually said quite snappily. When elongated, it is a sarcastic insult, it can imply "That was sooo gay".

USA guy1: Does Canada suck?

USA guy2: YEAH!

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GUY1: I just HAVE to get this b-e-a-utiful jacket!

GUY2: Yeeeeeaaaaaah!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004