Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

protein shake

In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.

consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.

MMMMMM, banana flavour!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

soup-up

To increase power.

Let's souped up our car/bike/washing machine.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Ant

(n.) Someone who has no charm, and is a perfect worker. Works for shit money in any job and never complains. Charactorless and un-noticed. Most of you, then.

You and your ant family are mine.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

straight to video

The old way of saying straight to dvd.

Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

fonzie

(n.) A 30 year old man who hangs around with teenagers who think he's cool.

(n.) A type of haircut resembling that of the tv guy.

The Fonz looks old. What is he, 30?

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

imperialist

(n.) One who engages in, or by other means supports imperialism. They seek the betterment of thier own nation by uniting 'backwards' or poorly developed nations with corrupt or almost non-existant governments together to work for the good of themselves.

Often blindly and incorrectly accused of being fascist nazis by human rights groups and other opposers, imperialists have been forced to repress thier views due to the strong anti-imperialist feelings from pinkos worldwide. The world is becoming far too soft and slow without imperialism.

Imperialists like to look back on the ninettenth century as a good time.

I am a supporter of imperialism, hence, and imperialist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

caught red handed

Caught in the act of rule breaking

I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004