Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

sitting

(adj.) To be stationary, not moving.


(n.) the event of sitting down to perform a task

a) That car has been sitting for a year, it won't work.


a) That food has been sitting for a while, it'll be dry.

b) He ate all that food in one sitting.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Pimp-mobile

The type of poor-quality big-ass car driven by a pimp. Unless he's vietnamese of course. Vietnamese pimps ride motorcycles, it's in Full Metal Jacket if you don't believe me...

Sucky sucky ten dolla, gotta save me, buy reel big pimp-mobile! Ya, love you long time so I get caddy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

no my child, this is not my desire

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You can think up your own example

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

very happy ammo

The state of having infinite ammunition for several guns stored in a backpack. See DOOM

OMG, cyberdemon and barons of hell!!!!1

Time to use very happy ammo and BFG them

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

passé

No longer in demand. Fallen.

Muscle cars are so passé

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

today

The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.

Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.

"I have to get this done today"

"I shall paint my icecream van today"

"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Golden Age

The reign of Queen Elizabeth I of England & Wales, the last monarch before the kingdom united with Scotland, and a very prosperous one indeed.

The current queen was supposed to lead a second golden age, but that title faded away with the loss of the empire.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004