Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

the mank

(adj.) Worst on show. Dirty and disgusting.

He got his arse out and there was all this hair coming from the crack. 'Twas the mank!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

nasca lines

(n.) Tourist attraction in south america


(n.) big saggy vagina with wrinkles and stretch marks.

Your mother

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

American Dollar

(n.) The currency of the United States and its' dependancies. Has been steadily increasing in power since first inception. In the mid 20th century it was approx £1= $4 as the united states became the superpower of the post-war era. The dollar peaked at £1= $.65, and is slowly dropping in value as the US begins its' economic descent, paving the way for another superpower; without a steadfast empire, no country or region can remain the superpower(s) of the world for long. Within a century of losing the empire, country will slide down the power league. This has been seen in Britain and France, and before that, the spark-empire of Spain, which was later sold cheaply to the US. This empire lasted only a short amount of time, and caused some degree of embarrassment when lost.

The american dollar will have a residual value once the US loses its' grip of around $2.5-3.5 to the sterling.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

spanish main

The area of sea that stretched from the west coast of spain to its' latin american territories.

"Remember the Maine! To hell with Spain!"...apparentley

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

1-series

(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.

The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Franglais

Combination fo contractions for "Français" and "Anglais" (French and English) which refers to words that came into popular use during the time of English being the predominant language and have not had time to have a French translation. Mostly brand names with French pronounciation.

Le hotdog

coca cola


le white flag or surrenderness

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

spring thaw

1) A group of young girls who have just attained a lust for casual sex

2) A group of girls who have started to have casual sex


3) when a female becoems of legal age to have intercourse, and one may brag to the police about them without fear of arrest.

Hey, the've just had thier spring thaw, said the 12 year old boy to another, fuck time!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004