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Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

group effort orgasm 

During a large orgy, one member, upon reaching almost orgasmic point will yell "Group effort orgasm", to signal he is not in need of anything, and that everyone should finish themselves until another person cries this. When all participants have exclaimed they are near orgasm, everyone jacks/jills off eachother in a circle so they all cum within a minute of eachother. Very entertaining to watch, very difficult to master.
There were seven of them having a group effort orgasm wednesday.

animal porn 

More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.

Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
hahahahaha! Look at this bitch get some from a horse!
animal porn by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

zooerastian 

One who commits acts of beastiality.
Psycho bitch is a zooerastian.
zooerastian by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

don't go, stay and eat my ass 

What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.
1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!

crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.
I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!
crack your ass by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
When challenged to bring it or bring your shit, go to the challenging party and proclaim loudly "brought". Should the party not be wanting to engage in the activity at which they wish to challenge you, then they suffer humiliation from thier peers.
oh you better bring it!


it's already been brought.
brought by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

cracked ass 

A reamed anus. See crack your ass
SEPHlROTH has a cracked ass from that time he fell on a horse cock.
cracked ass by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004