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Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

God bless 

May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.
God bless this mess.
God bless by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Word of the Day on July 4, 2025
A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.
Leonardo da vinci.
sistine by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

breathed his last 

Shorthand for "Breathed his last breath". Basically, died.
He let out a cry and breathed his last.

King's shilling

The British army wage, formerly, a shilling a day.
Earn the King's Shilling, lad.

Colloseum 

A large gladiatorial arena in Rome. Popular for tourists, now in a state of decay.
The colloseum held 50,000 people and never hosted a riot.
Colloseum by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

flagged soldier 

Soldier in the colours of Britain. Formerly red, now green, except in London.
He is a flagged soldier.

lungshot 

To be shot in the lung. When the bullet enters the lung it damages breathing apparatus and will eventually kill the victim, unless something else gets there first.
I am lungshot, I will die soon.
lungshot by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004