Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

store robbery gun 

(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.

He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run

store robbery gun by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

o'er 

In ye Olde English times, ye medievel realms an ti Lord control o'er serfs.

The cow jumped o'er the moon.

o'er by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Bucky O'Hare 

One of the better kids' shows that appeared in the early ninties. Not as good as thundercats, masters of the universe or transformers. About average to teenage mutant ninja turtles, and far superior to power rangers

The toads got beat.

Bucky O'Hare by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

create dead bodies 

To kill.

a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies

b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.

create dead bodies by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

fiesta 

A small, crappy car manufactured by Ford.

I wipe my buttocks on your fiesta.

fiesta by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

XR3i 

A faster version of the Ford Escort.

Woohoo, XR3i!

XR3i by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

molten metal punishment 

(adj.) to be ostracized into silence by one's peers because of a fatal error on your part.


The origins lay in the times molten metal was poured down the throat of those who were found guilty of treachery in England or Wales. This practise was unused by the Scots, and was abolished when King James IV of Scotland ascended the throne of England and created a united kingdom

I screwed up that pass and cost us the game, I've got molten metal punishment.

molten metal punishment by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004