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by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004
• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
pretext-The hero of a viking myth, where he wrestled with a monster that terrified people living in a hall, tearing off the arm.
(v.) To rip off someone's arm or break it intentionally
(v.) To rip off someone's arm or break it intentionally
I beowulfed that thug over there when he tried to steal my watch. Haha, obviously he didn't get the sword, shield, and the fact that I had the name 'Ragnar fork beard' tatoed on my forehead meant I am a viking.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004
I like to run my cars into the ground
That guy will run your horse into the ground
That tractor has been run into the ground!
That guy will run your horse into the ground
That tractor has been run into the ground!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
(n.) A victim of domestic violence
Joes' girlfriend is a panda face. You can even read her name on his wedding ring from the mark on her face!
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004
When cost of production per unit decreases, as production increases. The good effects of buying in bulk, up to a point.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004