Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

circumcision

Benefitless excercise, the falcrum of many jokes.

Q: What happened to the short-sighted circumcisionist?

A: He got the sack.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

KO'd

To be knocked out. To be forced into unconciusness by physical means of attacking the head.

Iron Mike got Ko'D in the fifth by KFJ and his lightening punches.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

shock-therapy

Using something powerfully persausive to bring someone to your side.

A smith and wesson is a great tool for shock-therapy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

fight another day

To withdraw instead of surrender, and save face by returning stronger than before, with the knowledge of past mistakes behind, and knowing where to attack the enemy.

It is better to live and fight another day than to die defending the undefendable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Eliturk

(n.) The real name of Elitist, since he is a greek hating turk. Turks are like greeks, but richer and fatter. They also own crap cars, whereas greek own 1970's Mercedes.

Eliturk made several definitions of Greek

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

bone sheep

One who practises intercourse with sheep. A sheepshagger.

You bone sheep


I bone sheep


We bone sheep


he bones sheep

etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

script kiddie clique

A collection fo script kiddies who enjoy talking about how cool they are and act in a forced state of casualness (regarding computer related crap,about which no-one cares anyway) in an attempt to sound like real hackers. See SEPHlROTH

Seffy is in a script kiddie clique.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004