She was searching for the condom on all fours without her glass, when barry couldn't wait anymore and gave it to her indabutt
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
Synonymous with date-rape, rohypnol is a 'slow-down' drug that has a similar effect to alcohol on the minds' functioning. It also delays the transmittance of messages from the brain to the muscles, thus making the user weaker. It has been used by ravers in the late 80's and early nineties, and more recently, has been used to 'spike' unattended drinks of females (or sometimes males) on a night out. It slows down the mind to the point that the person barely knows they are gettign raped until after the effects have worn off.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004