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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

astroturf 

(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.
That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.
astroturf by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

rock bottom 

A) the lowest of the low
B) a cross between a chokeslam, clothesline and legsweep used by the rock.
I've hit rock bottom


Rock bottom followed by the people's elbow

down-and-out 

(n.) or (adj.) A homeless person, a bum.
He is a down-and-out.

piledriver 

(v.) any number of grappling moves that places the oppenent's head between the attackers' legs, and the attacker dropping down onto that part of the legs with the head of the victim hitting the floor first.


(v.) also variations of 69er
piledriver by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
A Vauxhall nova with a bigger back. POS. The opel counterpart to the Nova was called Corsa too, so there really is no difference except for the shape and engines starting at 0.1 litre bigger. Terrible car.
I wish to destroy a car, let's go smash a corsa.
Corsa by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

headlights 

(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.

(n.) large breasts.
Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.


Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
headlights by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

that all you got, pansies? 

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!