Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
astroturf
(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.
(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.
(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.
astroturf by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
rock bottom
rock bottom by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
piledriver
(v.) any number of grappling moves that places the oppenent's head between the attackers' legs, and the attacker dropping down onto that part of the legs with the head of the victim hitting the floor first.
(v.) also variations of 69er
(v.) also variations of 69er
piledriver by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Corsa
A Vauxhall nova with a bigger back. POS. The opel counterpart to the Nova was called Corsa too, so there really is no difference except for the shape and engines starting at 0.1 litre bigger. Terrible car.
Corsa by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
headlights
(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.
(n.) large breasts.
(n.) large breasts.
Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.
Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
Woah! Headlights! *receives head*
headlights by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
that all you got, pansies?
Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!
*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*
that all you got, pansies?
Shit, i wasted the entire clip!
*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*
that all you got, pansies?
Shit, i wasted the entire clip!
that all you got, pansies? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004