Industry averages

The averages of certain figures in a selected industry. Usually


•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed

We are below the industry averages.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

kicking a cow to move it

(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.

The eurocrat was kicking a cow to move it..

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

this is spinal tap

See mockumentary

☼ ?Š ↨ - ) 4 ?˜ ‼ hury up

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

sup?

"What's up?", as in "how are you" or "what's on your mind?"

The pound against the dollar? The euro against the yen?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

pfizer

The company that makes viagra

I phoned pfizer to see if I could buy some viagra

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

far right

In common useage, this refers to political parties that are facist leaning and deeply conservative. They are almost always slaughtered by the politically correct liberal idiots in the press and called Nazis, whether or not they actually practise any form of racism. The fear of what fascism has done in the past (ignoring the fact that governments fulfilling the definition of fascism include monarchies of mighty countries) has softened many media tools to believe that far right automatically means evil and bad.

There is no such thing as a good leftist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004

brought

When challenged to bring it or bring your shit, go to the challenging party and proclaim loudly "brought". Should the party not be wanting to engage in the activity at which they wish to challenge you, then they suffer humiliation from thier peers.

oh you better bring it!


it's already been brought.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004