Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Donk

The huge guy from crocodile Dundee. Toothless, massive, childish, deep-voiced, Brutal.

Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?

Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?

Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.

Badguy: A donk?

Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!

Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*

Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

passé

No longer in demand. Fallen.

Muscle cars are so passé

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

today

The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.

Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.

"I have to get this done today"

"I shall paint my icecream van today"

"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Golden Age

The reign of Queen Elizabeth I of England & Wales, the last monarch before the kingdom united with Scotland, and a very prosperous one indeed.

The current queen was supposed to lead a second golden age, but that title faded away with the loss of the empire.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

supersol

Spanish supermarket chain. Notoriusly good layout to perform rape in the toilet. The doors are wicked thick, and no-one can hear you scream.

8473 acts of buggery occured in supersol in 2002.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

yummy

(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.

Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

doubleflushing

Going into a toilet minutes after someone has taken a shit and flushing again to get rid of the smell.

What kind of rancid shit did you eat? I was doubleflushing that thing for an hour.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004