Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

take me to your dealer

A phrase seen on posters and T-shirts in the late eighties up to the mid nineties. Has a picture of an extra terrestial with a light on hsi finger. A parody to "take me to your leader"

(n.) One seen wearing the above mentioned attire or with a similar poster on thier wall or bumper sticker.

Check out "take me to your dealer" over there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

fire in the hole

The act of putting a lighted match up ones 'hole' and farting.

I just had a fire in the hole and burned my hand off!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

hard drinking

Binge drinking, every day of the week. See alcoholic

He was a hard drinking man, until he died of liver failure...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft

See BMW

Bayerische motoren werke is more commonly known as BMW

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

French Rag

The tricolouré, flag of France. This is the name given to it by those with an objection to French peoples. See racist or french victories.

"Tear down that French flag and put some proper colours up"


--Sharpe

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

cinquecento

(n.) An economy car made by Fiat. Small, ugly, terrible turning, slow, underpowered and unconfortable, this car remains a high-seller for fiat because of the low price and cheap maintainence. No male, not even a homosexual can keep his cool when seen driving this car by his friends.

A ford model T could smoke a cinquecento.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

down-and-out

(n.) or (adj.) A homeless person, a bum.

He is a down-and-out.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004