by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?
Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?
Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.
Badguy: A donk?
Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!
Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*
Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*
Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?
Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.
Badguy: A donk?
Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!
Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*
Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
Going into a toilet minutes after someone has taken a shit and flushing again to get rid of the smell.
by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004
The reign of Queen Elizabeth I of England & Wales, the last monarch before the kingdom united with Scotland, and a very prosperous one indeed.
The current queen was supposed to lead a second golden age, but that title faded away with the loss of the empire.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.
Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.
Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.
"I have to get this done today"
"I shall paint my icecream van today"
"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"
"I shall paint my icecream van today"
"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Sinister means evil. It comes from the Italian word sinistra, meaning left. When children reached for something with their left hand it was hit, as left handedness was considered to be a sign of the devil. Of course, this didn't happen much outside of Italy.
You sinister child!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004