Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

hearse 

(n.) Funeral car, modified to fit a coffin in the back. Very slow and heavy on fuel, but cool and cheap. Like a volvo.


(v.) To be put into a hearse, to be killed.

I drive a hearse because I rule


I saw a guy get hearsed last night.

hearse by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Rollin' in a hearse 

(n.) (v.) One who wanted to play the game of gangsters rollin' in pimpmobiles, and ended up as dead guy rollin'in a hearse.

That kid is now rollin' in a hearse because he thought he was the shit, but was just another punk.

Rollin' in a hearse by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

fucktheist 

(n.) An atheist who is more on the agenda of denouncing religion, starting with the largest part of christianity- catholicism.

The people who defined god, religion and bible.

fucktheist by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

cash crop 

(n.) A crop grown with the intent of selling to others, and cannot be used by the farmers of such. The opposite of self-sustainance.

Tobacco is the most popular, but weed is good too! @___@

cash crop by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Congo 

(n.) A country, separate from the democractic republic of the congo (Zaire), which despite being much smaller (Zaire is the largest country in Africa), under-populated and right next to it, is much richer.

Congo is still poor shit.

Congo by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Ant

(n.) Someone who has no charm, and is a perfect worker. Works for shit money in any job and never complains. Charactorless and un-noticed. Most of you, then.

You and your ant family are mine.

Ant by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

scientology 

(n.) The reason for earthly unhappiness.

The church of Scientology could actually make us a lot happier if it folded.

scientology by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004