Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Paper or plastic?

(Idiom) Cash or Credit card?

Paper or plastic, Coco Mademoiselle?

Paper or plastic? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

forearm smash 

(v.) To hit someone in the face with a swinging forearm.

You want an example of this? Ok then...

forearm smash by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

507 

(n.) A 1950's BMW, bettered by the E-type. Similar to the Z8

Elvis had a 507, but Sinatra had an E-type!

507 by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Emboss 

(v.) To make a lasting, and showing inpression on someone. Derived from a method of labelling packaging.

Hitler embossed many people in deprived Germany.

Emboss by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

religious persuasion 

(n.) Ones' religion, that one was persuaded into belief of by man or miracle. Usually refering to the denomination as opposed to the actual religion.

I am a Christian, of the catholic persuasion, and will defend my beliefs against anyone who challenges them, unless thier misinterpretation is so great, that they should simply DIE, which rules out most people who talk about contradictions in the bible and other claptrap.

religious persuasion by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

something for the weekend by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Belgrano 

(n.) Argentinian cruiser the General Belgrano was the first ship ever to be sunk by a nuclear sub during wartime. It was sunk in the early stages of the Falklands war by British HMS conqueror. It was origianally the US navy's "Phoenix" World war II ship, now sold to argentina.


The HMS conqueror fired six torpedoes, two of which hit directly. The first instantly killed 275 argentines sailors, the second ripping off 15 feet of the hull, dooming the ship.

over 700 of the Belgrano's crew were saved, out of 1,138.

Belgrano by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004