by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
For my friend elitist, I will mention the word "buggery". He likes it when I do that. Bugger. buttsecks. 120 days of Sodom.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 18, 2004
1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)
I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
A person who goes along with plans to have fun until it involves commiting an immoral act, at which point thier balls shrink and they start preaching morality. Basically, someone who does not give in to peer pressure.
We were having a good time until the bitch balls qouted his mother, the bible and Karl Marx on why we shouldn't waste our time having fun at the expense of others.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
The old lady took her pet to the cathouse before she left to go to france for a week, and almost had a heart attack when she realised what was going on there was not petcare.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.
"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"
"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004