Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

bratmobile by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

forearm smash 

(v.) To hit someone in the face with a swinging forearm.

You want an example of this? Ok then...

forearm smash by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

507 

(n.) A 1950's BMW, bettered by the E-type. Similar to the Z8

Elvis had a 507, but Sinatra had an E-type!

507 by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Belgrano 

(n.) Argentinian cruiser the General Belgrano was the first ship ever to be sunk by a nuclear sub during wartime. It was sunk in the early stages of the Falklands war by British HMS conqueror. It was origianally the US navy's "Phoenix" World war II ship, now sold to argentina.


The HMS conqueror fired six torpedoes, two of which hit directly. The first instantly killed 275 argentines sailors, the second ripping off 15 feet of the hull, dooming the ship.

over 700 of the Belgrano's crew were saved, out of 1,138.

Belgrano by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

religious persuasion 

(n.) Ones' religion, that one was persuaded into belief of by man or miracle. Usually refering to the denomination as opposed to the actual religion.

I am a Christian, of the catholic persuasion, and will defend my beliefs against anyone who challenges them, unless thier misinterpretation is so great, that they should simply DIE, which rules out most people who talk about contradictions in the bible and other claptrap.

religious persuasion by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

something for the weekend by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

said in context 

A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.

Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.

said in context by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004