frankie goes to hollywood

Infamous band of the 1980's who released album "welcome to the pleasuredome" and made Relax, possibly the biggest song of the 80's.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

astroturf

(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.

That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

Let the games begin

(Idiom) We shall now start.

Both teams are ready; let the games begin!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004

the fuck of your young life

Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.

I'm the fuck of your young life.


She'd be the fuck of your young life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

tupence

Two penny coin.

I have but t'pence in m' pock't.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

sistine

A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.

Leonardo da vinci.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Round House

A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.

1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.

2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.

3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.

I round-housed that drunkard and stole his wallet.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004