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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

stomp a mud hole 

(v.) To kick someone into the ground.
I will stomp a mudhole on Elitists' face.


Oh well, by the looks of things somebody beat me to it, haha!

Flower-Stamper 

(n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.

Payment in Kind 

(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up.
Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!

Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes.

Die with my ones' boots on. 

(v.) To make one last stand with everything you've got, so that there is no "if" scenarios.
If I'm gonna die, then I'll die with my boots on.

Industrial action 

(v.) To take inudustrial action (also known as a strike) is for the workers to refuse to work, causing the company loss of sales. This is a bargaining tool used by the poor people against the rich.
Minimum wage guy: Oooh Oooh our company made £700 million turnover! This is despite spending £690 million on achieving it. I don't know shit about economics, or that this is below even the rate that the investors would get in a bank. Time for industrial action!
(n.) A graceful form of fighting for the gentry. No underhand tricks, tomfoolery left out, this is one good way to die.
Dueling was allowed in Hungary until 1933. However, should anyone be killed, mansluaghter was the sentance handed down.
Dueling by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
(n.) A long canine tooth, used to suck blood, apparantly.
People with fangs are losers.



Eliturk bought soem fangs.
Fang by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004