Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

prime

a) First
b) to prepare

You are the prime suspect.

He primed his gun for firing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

Before Ze Germans Get here

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.

Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

de-militarised zone

British spelling, I can't be bothered to type it out again, so here's one I made earlier.

See De-militarized zone

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.

After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

petit morte

"Little death"

Français for orgasm

let's die a little with multiple petit mortes

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

lunchbox

The act of a man covering his genitals with his hands, while asking people to "guess what's in my lunchbox" before putting peer pressure on the person stupid enough to answer correctly (penis, genitals, dick etc.) to force them to give him oral sex.

He walked around the party, stark bollock naked, playing lunchbox on all the women. The person who guessed was actually an eight year old girl who he demanded should pay him lip service

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

internet protocol

ISP given identity, consisting of four 1-3 digit numbers 0-255.

All Ip's range 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004