Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

beans of coolness 

See cool beans

Gumba's workout equipment are the beans of coolness fo' shizzle!

beans of coolness by Kung-Fu Jesus October 21, 2006

lug 

(v.) To paddle someone's ears. Often very harshly. Lug is also a word for ear

lug lug lug. Guess what? LUG! yeah! L-U-G ugl, gul, ulg, glu, lgu!


Yeah play with my ears SSSHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEZZZE

lug by Kung-fu Jesus September 6, 2006

a fuck idea 

(n.) any idea, a clue as to the meaning of.

"I don't have a fuck idea what you just said."

a fuck idea by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006

ah fuck off 

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.

a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.

ah fuck off by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006

brass ones

Brass balls, one would assume.

Eidolon's Nepenthe: Brass ones!

brass ones by Kung-Fu Jesus June 11, 2006

billy-club 

A phallus-shaped blunt object used for hitting people around the head.

That cop hit me with his billy-club, aw man does it hurt.

billy-club by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2006

knock over 

(v.) to unstealthily rob.

I know a house you could knock over with some really good stuff in it.

knock over by kung-fu jesus November 7, 2004