fugitive in his own kingdom

A king who has been accused of Treason.

King Charles II of the UK was a fugitive in his own kingdom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

e-gazump

(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.

Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

pertain

What most "definitions" here do not do to thier subject.

For my friend elitist, I will mention the word "buggery". He likes it when I do that. Bugger. buttsecks. 120 days of Sodom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 18, 2004

british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)

I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

cathouse

A brothel.


Pussy (vag)= cat

The old lady took her pet to the cathouse before she left to go to france for a week, and almost had a heart attack when she realised what was going on there was not petcare.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

bitch balls

A person who goes along with plans to have fun until it involves commiting an immoral act, at which point thier balls shrink and they start preaching morality. Basically, someone who does not give in to peer pressure.

We were having a good time until the bitch balls qouted his mother, the bible and Karl Marx on why we shouldn't waste our time having fun at the expense of others.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

L. Ron Hubbard

Quite possibly, the greatest conman ever. See Scientology

Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004