Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

builds character

The reasoning for choosing the hardest path (or what is presumed to be a hard path), which basically amounts to the person being presented with a decision being rewarded by becoming a "better person" (ambigous term) by the end of the path.

Going into politics builds character, since being economical with the truth is an essential life skill.

builds character by Kung-fu Jesus July 7, 2004

hoof

(v.) to kick hard, with a swinging leg action (no pivot). Accompanied by a deep grunting noise that can be easily mistaken for 'hoof'

I hoofed the ball into his face, giving him a nose bleed.

hoof by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

defect into east Germany 

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

defect into east Germany by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Grim reaper 

An apparition that appears to be far more reasonable and understanding in Monty Python and the meaning of life than in medievel folklore.

The Grim Reaper poisoned the salmon.


The reaper demanded the newly dead people follow him, so they got in thier cars and drove after him.

Grim reaper by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Pen pusher 

(n.) Un-needed, beaureucratic employee not making any difference and hampering efficiency

Our overheads are not to blame for the shortfall, it's those damn pen pushers.


Your government is wasting money on pen pushers.

Pen pusher by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

glitterati 

(n.) Social elites. Famed, fashionable, adorable and learnéd. The beautiful people.

Glitterati consists fashion laber owners, celebrity socialites, actors and actresses and otheruseless leaches to society

glitterati by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Haute couture 

Fench for high sewing, refering to the quality of clothes. The term is ambigous. In some circles, it refers strictly to clothes manufactured in Paris, where use of the term is governed, but late in the last century it has been extended to include the produce of houses in other large cities around the world.

Haute couture is always to be pronounced in a french accent, to appease the needs of glitterati.


Haute couture poker

Haute couture by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004