The most important year in British history. After the death of Edward the confessor, three aristocracy of europe claimed the throne. Harold II had already taken the throne. His first opposition came from Viking warlord Harald Hadraada. The viking army was defeated without much hassle. William, duke of Normandy then came from France to the south coast. Harold II ploughed his army onto William's without rest. They made good time, but were exhausted. William used simple but effective maneuveres to kill off many thousands of English. Harold died during the battle, and William became William the conquerer. All monarchs since have been of his lineage. Also, there have been over 50 attempts to invade britain since that point, all of which have failed.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
---bad song, annoying
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
---bad song, annoying
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 30, 2004
Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.
K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.
K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
Infamous band of the 1980's who released album "welcome to the pleasuredome" and made Relax, possibly the biggest song of the 80's.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
a) rushing blood
b) Some politician called Al Gore
c) What heavy African beasts do to you. Basically, a charge followed by a toss.
b) Some politician called Al Gore
c) What heavy African beasts do to you. Basically, a charge followed by a toss.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004