Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

ah fuck off

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.

a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006

mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Cornwallis

The man who lost america for Britain. Almost as much of an idiot as Neville Chamberlain.

Cornwallis was one of the worst Britons ever. He should have joined France.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

molten metal punishment

(adj.) to be ostracized into silence by one's peers because of a fatal error on your part.


The origins lay in the times molten metal was poured down the throat of those who were found guilty of treachery in England or Wales. This practise was unused by the Scots, and was abolished when King James IV of Scotland ascended the throne of England and created a united kingdom

I screwed up that pass and cost us the game, I've got molten metal punishment.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

el cabron

A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".

ayayayyayaye! EL CABRON!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

tie-in

(n.) Product pertaining to a popular media culture or icon.

The tie-ins (such as videogames, toys, cartoons) to the batman movies, 60's series and comics were worth several times the amount of the actual product.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

stunt cock

Male pornstar who looks good, but has terrible acting abilities.

"I'm more than just a stunt cock, I'm an actor"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004