Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

tie-in

(n.) Product pertaining to a popular media culture or icon.

The tie-ins (such as videogames, toys, cartoons) to the batman movies, 60's series and comics were worth several times the amount of the actual product.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

stunt cock

Male pornstar who looks good, but has terrible acting abilities.

"I'm more than just a stunt cock, I'm an actor"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

piledriver

(v.) any number of grappling moves that places the oppenent's head between the attackers' legs, and the attacker dropping down onto that part of the legs with the head of the victim hitting the floor first.


(v.) also variations of 69er

Degenerations include tombstone piledriver/tombstone.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

new money

A family that has just joined the upper class from a lower class, mostly middle.

Within three generations, new money will become aristocracy as a general rule. Marriage into upper classes will make it two generations.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

hungry like the wolf

(adj.) being in the mood to perform cunnilingus.

I've just lost the taste in my mouth. I can't taste fish from apples or pasta from dogshit. I'm hungry like the wolf.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

strap this to your mound

The same effect as strap this to your face, but never to be used in a sexual context.

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3 definitions of profanese.

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Profanese
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(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.

to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
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2 votes

The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
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profanese
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Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.

I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.

Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

don't qoute me on that

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.

I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004