Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

red cross 

A renowned charity that actively participates in helping those affected by war and famine.

"Give to the Red Cross"

red cross by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

return fire 

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

return fire by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

fire at will 

Coming from the authority directly above you in the chain of command, this simply allows the individual to choose his/her rate of fire and prefered style, whether open or snipe etc.

OK company, they've cleared, reload and fire at will.

fire at will by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Norsemen 

Norse invaders, the vikings. See hung like a norse.

Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.



"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"

Norsemen by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.

We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"

service provider email by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

head-hunted 

To be scouted for a job.

I was head-hunted again last week.


Well I've certainly been earmarked for the board...

head-hunted by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Afrikaans 

A language used in South Africa that mixes Dutch, English and native tribespeak.

Afrikaans is the official language in south africa.

Afrikaans by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004