jet lag

The effects of having to quickly become accustomed to routine in another time zone and also of altitude changes. Causes fatigue.

Jet lag is an expected scapegoat for laziness, or a sports team fucking up

by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004

gynotikolobomassophilia

(n.) A love of biting female's earlobes.

He experiences premature ejaculation unless she covers her ears because he is a gynotikolobomassophiliac

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

by kung-fu jesus August 21, 2004

14K

The most notorius of the triads. Lead by brokentooth until his arrest.

The 14K are still indirectly lead by brokentooth.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

manifesto

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.

Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

a bit on the side

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.

Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Christmas

December the twenty-fifth.

A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.

I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004