1147 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

Us

(n.) Your party, when refering to the view of an outsider

(n.) The United states.

all your no fly zone are belong to US

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

acrotomophilia

Attraction to amputees, a paraphilia.

Sir Paul McCartney (See the beatles) married a one legged woman.

by Kung-Fu Jesus September 10, 2004

off the grid

(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.

Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 26, 2004

Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman

Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

you what?

mainly British lower class expression used in an extremely angry tone of voice. Is said in retort to something which the speaker did not like. The best response is a calm "you heard".

I'm fucking your wife.


YOU WHAT?


You heard.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

chinkypot

(n.) chinese food, as used by the cockney population and people from housing estates around Essex, particularly in Romford.

"Ya doan pay wen ya go dahn chnikypot!"



--Non-paying woman to a police officer in Essex.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004