Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

morgan-de-toi

Clothing brand adored by wannabe-eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.

Ooh-la-la. This is shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

talk to the skull

A variation of talk to the hand. Done while holding up a skull stolen from a museum.

Talk to the skull cos da hand doan wanna hear it

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

fannyface

(n.) A person with a recent scar going vertically down thier face.

Butt licka after I finish cutting him apart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

head-hunted

To be scouted for a job.

I was head-hunted again last week.


Well I've certainly been earmarked for the board...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

last chance saloon

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.

You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

slap and tickle

Cockney slang for sex.

The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

b/f

brought forward

Balance b/f

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004