pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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belly flop

(v.) A form of dive achieved by hoisting oneself into the air as high as one can, getting horizontal (facing down) and dropping onto one's stomach.
I belly flopped into the water and it hurt.


The fat guy belly flops into the water.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.
Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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skating on thin ice

To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining
Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.
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ruskie

(n.) One of Russian nationality, extended sometimes to include former soviet union states such as the Ukraine
Contrary to what some people think, the word 'ruskie' or 'rusky' was not coined during the cold war, but the crimean war in which the Ottomans fought Russia, later joined by France and the United Kingdom.


Fun fact: The Crimean campaign was the only war France won in the 19th century; the beggining of the french military victories joke
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respect due

Respect due: me, me, me, me.
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here's on I made earlier

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.
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