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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

date-rape 

Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.
date-rape by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

gratuitous violence 

Gratuitous violence is violence for the sake of being violent. Usually assocciated with low budget movies and cult videogames. Given without need, often unrealistic.
Grand Theft Auto had a Gratuitous violence bonus.

rohypnol 

Synonymous with date-rape, rohypnol is a 'slow-down' drug that has a similar effect to alcohol on the minds' functioning. It also delays the transmittance of messages from the brain to the muscles, thus making the user weaker. It has been used by ravers in the late 80's and early nineties, and more recently, has been used to 'spike' unattended drinks of females (or sometimes males) on a night out. It slows down the mind to the point that the person barely knows they are gettign raped until after the effects have worn off.
Controversial group the prodigy included talk of rohypnol in thier song "babys' got a temper".
rohypnol by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

gratuitous sex scene 

In a movie or videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of being there, in a vain attempt to make the rest of the movie or game look cooler.
The "gratuitous sex scene" in wayne's world never actually contained any sex. It just said gratuitous sex scene at the bottom and Mike Myers giving a thumbs up (her vagina)
A car capable of taking itelf back to the future.
Wheeee! DeLorean!
DeLorean by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

gratuitous profanity 

Profanity for the sake of profanity, in a forced attempt to make a movie, videogame or song sound cooler. It is uneeded.
Eminem does not execute gratuitous profanity, but it does seem as though he was trying too hard to sound cool on his first two albums. Now he's established a reputation, he's making really shitty music without as much swearing, so he can show that without all the badmouthing, he really does sux0r my bizalls.

spock ear 

When someone has (a) pointed ear(s), like spock.
If you look at James from his right, you'll see his spock ear.
spock ear by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004