So bad it's good

(adj.) To be so dire it is actually amusing

Takeshi's castle

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Gore

a) rushing blood

b) Some politician called Al Gore

c) What heavy African beasts do to you. Basically, a charge followed by a toss.

It doesen't get any more serious than a Rhino about to gore yo ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

light at the end of the tunnel

(n.) The end of ones life, as described by those who claim to have had near death experiences.

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel

Was just a freight train comin' your way, hey... yeah...

--Metallica, No Leaf Clover.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

Rhineland affair

Hitler's occupation of the Rhineland, the last undoing of the Treaty of Versailles. The annexation of Austria, the next grand scheme from Hitler was considered a countdown to World War II

The Rhineland Affair was the last totally positive thing Hitler did.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

bloody nose

(n.) A taste of blood to annoy the enemy.

We bombed thier camp. Now that they've got a bloody nose they'll regroup and come for us.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

beans of coolness

See cool beans

Gumba's workout equipment are the beans of coolness fo' shizzle!

by Kung-Fu Jesus October 21, 2006