Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
porno dave
Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.
Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".
porno dave by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
cracked ass
cracked ass by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
torn a new asshole
torn a new asshole by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
rubix cube
Something that whenever used, the people around you gather claiming to have completed millions of times, and know all the (obvious) tricks.
rubix cube by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
nay
Dating back to biblic origins (shakespeare, wtf?) this word was a polite declination. It later became just another word for "no", and is only used in mockery of obfiscation.
Nay! Good faith.
nay by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004