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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

porno dave 

Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.

Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".
porno dave by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

cracked ass 

A reamed anus. See crack your ass
SEPHlROTH has a cracked ass from that time he fell on a horse cock.
cracked ass by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Prefix to a noun that belittles the impact of it.
You and your sorry corvette got your lonesome ass cracked by a kid on a bike
sorry by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

sorriest 

The vette is the sorriest excuse for a sports car here.
sorriest by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

torn a new asshole 

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.
The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

rubix cube 

Something that whenever used, the people around you gather claiming to have completed millions of times, and know all the (obvious) tricks.
You need to get the corners right!


Let me do a side, I'm good!
rubix cube by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Dating back to biblic origins (shakespeare, wtf?) this word was a polite declination. It later became just another word for "no", and is only used in mockery of obfiscation.
nay by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004