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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

miramax fuck 

One who works for miramax films.
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love...

...Jay and Silent Bob.
miramax fuck by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

screw on penis 

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.
How's that screw on penis?
screw on penis by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

americanism 

antonym of Britishism

1) Removing of vowels from the spelling of letters because the speakers accent does not pronounce them. See speech impediment, american accent or I don't like your voice so I won't buy your used car. Dropping of u's is most common.

2) A British design that lost all meaning when American .."integrity"... took it to mass production and cheapened it.
1) Program, armor, color, ton, elevator, prostitoot, ect.

2) Machine guns----> German

automobiles---> German

computers-----> still not effective


Sports cars- British invention with the Vauxhall Prince Henry in 1910. In 1911, the USA responded with the mercer Raceabout, and did not make another until the trials of the corvette in 1953. In 1921, General Motors, who had been pushing crappy cars for a few years, took over vauxhall and turned them from being Bentley's biggest rival to Ford's biggest rival in the UK. Merged with 1926 acquisition opel to sell on continental Europe.

Of course, the 'vette is crap, as most other american cars are (some exceptions built in small numbers.)
americanism by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

ROSWELL STYLE

A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.
Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.
ROSWELL STYLE by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
(n.) One who drives well below the speed limit, often in a small 1960's car.
grampa by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

why did the chicken cross the road? 

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.
Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.