Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

age of consent

The age of consent is the age determined by the state at which a person can legally have sexual intercourse. For someone above this age to have sexual relations with someone below is considered statuatory rape. Most countries set their age of consent between 16-18, but some in certain countries it is as low as 12, or as high as 25*

*Homosexuality is usually higher.

The age of consent in the United Kingdom is 16, save for northern Ireland, where it is 17.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

round-house

A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.

1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.

2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.

3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.

I round-housed that drunkard and stole his wallet.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

preggers

(adj.) Pregnant female, used mainly in the early stages of pregnancy, by moron future (dead-beat) dads. The word itself dates back to Victorian Britain.

Guess what? She's preggers!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Kompressor

(adj.) German for turbo charged.

(n.) Turbo Mercedes-benz

Those tiny SLK's suck

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

bhp

Acronym: Brake Horse Power. The measurement of the power of a vehicles' engine, derived from the ancient sport of power-pulling, which was origianally done in the form of a rope betwixt two horses.

The mini cooper with 66 bhp out-cornered that ghey 600bhp corvette.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Haute couture

Fench for high sewing, refering to the quality of clothes. The term is ambigous. In some circles, it refers strictly to clothes manufactured in Paris, where use of the term is governed, but late in the last century it has been extended to include the produce of houses in other large cities around the world.

Haute couture is always to be pronounced in a french accent, to appease the needs of glitterati.


Haute couture poker

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

double-agent

An espionage agent who guises as working for one authority but is actually uses his/her given information to report back ot another authority, or possibly using it for personal gain.

The Kremlin had greater success with double-agents than the white house.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004