Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
dead as the dodo
To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.
dead as the dodo by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
zulu
A huge tribe of 30,000 warriors who inhabited Zululand, which is in present day South Africa. The British army decided to conquer zululand, and setup small garrisons of troops to scout it. These were massacred by the Zulu's, and so enraged, the Mighty British Empire rained its' fury on the tribesmen. For several weeks the Zulu tribes laid low, hoping to evade detection. But some 1,200 British Troops and 300 tag-alongs (peaceful natives, soldiers wives etc.) were cut off by water and decided to camp in territory the zulu's were watching. Overnight, the Zulu's gathered and sent 7,000 soldiers onto the camp, killing all but a handful of tag-alongs who escaped when they heard screaming. The Zulu took thier guns and marched on Rorke's Drift, a small military hosital. Rorke's drift was manned by 97 ready soldiers, housed 36 wounded, 14 helpful natives five officers and two lieutenants, one of which was new to the area. They recieved news of the impending Zulu attack, but the new liuetenant demanded that they stay to defend the hospital and chapel. A passing preacher intimidated the natives to throw down thier guns and leave, because of the extreme odds. With Just 141 soldiers (One of the tag-alongs rushed to help them) they took on 4,500 Zulu warriors, 1,200 of which were armed and killed 2,500 Zulus. In comparison, 15 British died on the day, and 8 later died of battle wounds before the Zulu's saluted fellow braves and left. Rorke's Drift signalled the unparalled training of the British amry, but also that the Zulu army, which had impressive capabilities, wouldn't even last until 1880 (Rorke's drift was 22nd-23rd January 1879). Eventually, the Zulu army had to surrender, and became the exploit of the rich. Zulu tribesmen still inhabit South Africa's east coast and centre, but are no longer the dominating force.
The British have much to thank the Zulu for. What was the most impossible military victory ever occured against the zulu, and allowed the victors to return home instilling a strong sense of national pride.
zulu by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
arsehole raped
arsehole raped by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
something out of nothing
Did you just think "Wait, liberals ARE feminazis!"?
If so, you are welcomed, my fellow conservative.
If so, you are welcomed, my fellow conservative.
something out of nothing by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
hydrogenated fart
A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!
hydrogenated fart by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
operating lease
An operating lease is a short-term lease of fixed assets. After one lesse has returned it, another lesse will quite likely use it. This is recrded in the Trading Profit and loss account for year ended XxXx as an overhead.
Operating leases are short-term, and deal mainly with assets that depreciate slowly.
Operating leases are short-term, and deal mainly with assets that depreciate slowly.
operating lease by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
dep'n
Depreciation. This abbreviation is acceptable for external (financial) accounting purposes, and is legally acceptable. Pronounced as a mixture of the abbr. and the full word.
dep'n by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004