Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

molten metal punishment 

(adj.) to be ostracized into silence by one's peers because of a fatal error on your part.


The origins lay in the times molten metal was poured down the throat of those who were found guilty of treachery in England or Wales. This practise was unused by the Scots, and was abolished when King James IV of Scotland ascended the throne of England and created a united kingdom

I screwed up that pass and cost us the game, I've got molten metal punishment.

molten metal punishment by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

create dead bodies 

To kill.

a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies

b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.

create dead bodies by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

kangaroo court

(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.

Ned Kelly was tried in a kangaroo court. Gangland trials were in a kangaroo court.

kangaroo court by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

art mighty 

"Is very powerful". Emphasis on the fact that power can never be taken from whatever art mighty.

The Lord Art Mighty!

art mighty by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

war-state 

When a state of war is declared on a country, or a country declares a state of war on another, they are considered to be a war-state, and are not eligible to compete in the Olympic games.

Iraq was a war-state, and technically, is still at war (although occupation is the final stage, imperialisation or handing over of power marks the end of war)

war-state by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

head turner

Something which attracts a great deal of attention. Will be over-whelmed by head givers.

My car is a head turner, and it causes chix0r to come and blow me while sitting in it.

head turner by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

head giver 

(n.) One who freely gives blow jobs to anyone who makes the right impression. Most chicks, but not all swallow. Look for signs of blondness to identify head givers and swallowers.

antonym: feminazi, dyke, hairy-leg lesbo feminist type

I was such a head tuner, that all the head givers can and let me titty-fuck them while I stuck my collosal manhood in thier mouths.

head giver by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004