Swelce

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating

I saw Swelce shopping at T.J. Maxx by the Galleria the other day. They really went to shit.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023

Gynormous

An oversized or larger than normal vagina.

Childbirth left my mother gynormous.

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 10, 2021

Sunday Sillies

Uproarious laughter at otherwise unfunny situations or humor resulting from being hungover.

Well, the phrase "butt clump" was funny at brunch but I think we all had a case of the Sunday sillies.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 11, 2017

Traylor

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating.

Saw Traylor at Taco Bell last Sunday. They eat was too much ground beef.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023

Ultinym

A nickname or abbreviation shortened from the latter half of a name or word. Like "Topher" for Christopher, "Za" for Pizza and "Bert" for Robert

I just call him "Xander" Haig which is an ultinym for Alexander since we're such close pals.

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020

SICU

Realistic internet abbreviation for sitting in chair unimpressed. When users type LOL, ROFL and LMFAO they are more often than not just SICU.

My boss commented ROLFcopter on a co-worker's Instagram post. But when I looked over he was just SICU

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 02, 2020

hammerspoon

The celebrity couple name of Jon Hamm and Reese Witherspoon just in case they start dating.

Hammerspoon made a rare public appearance this week.

by Kung Fu Jimmy November 09, 2022