Kung Fu Jimmy's definitions

Traylor

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating.

Saw Traylor at Taco Bell last Sunday. They eat was too much ground beef.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023

hammerspoon

The celebrity couple name of Jon Hamm and Reese Witherspoon just in case they start dating.

Hammerspoon made a rare public appearance this week.

by Kung Fu Jimmy November 9, 2022

Brisqué

Sexually suggestive, yet sharply cold like a glimpse of an ice molded dildo.

Natasha's erect nipples protruded through her shirt after retrieving a Popsicle. It was very brisqué.

by Kung Fu Jimmy January 4, 2025

Corona Baby

Child conceived during the self-quarantine of 2020

Tuck was born just before Christmas of 2020 so he's probably a Corona baby.

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 14, 2020

Swelce

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating

I saw Swelce shopping at T.J. Maxx by the Galleria the other day. They really went to shit.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023

Gynormous

An oversized or larger than normal vagina.

Childbirth left my mother gynormous.

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 10, 2021

SICU

Realistic internet abbreviation for sitting in chair unimpressed. When users type LOL, ROFL and LMFAO they are more often than not just SICU.

My boss commented ROLFcopter on a co-worker's Instagram post. But when I looked over he was just SICU

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 2, 2020