Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 14, 2022

Halfy Birthday

Pleasantry phrase which expresses a wish for an enjoyable half birthday.

Halfy Birthday, dear Maureen.
Halfy Birthday to you!

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2022

Gynormous

An oversized or larger than normal vagina.

Childbirth left my mother gynormous.

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 10, 2021

Sunday Sillies

Uproarious laughter at otherwise unfunny situations or humor resulting from being hungover.

Well, the phrase "butt clump" was funny at brunch but I think we all had a case of the Sunday sillies.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 07, 2017

Brisqué

Sexually suggestive, yet sharply cold like a glimpse of an ice molded dildo.

Natasha's erect nipples protruded through her shirt after retrieving a Popsicle. It was very brisqué.

by Kung Fu Jimmy January 04, 2025

Traylor

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating.

Saw Traylor at Taco Bell last Sunday. They eat was too much ground beef.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023

Fuck Dork

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,

Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009