Definitions by Kung Fu Jimmy

Eunuchtard 

Dancer's garment so tight it restricts blood flow to the genitals

Rick is unable to sire children after his performance in the eunuchtard.

Eunuchtard by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022

Halfy Birthday 

Pleasantry phrase which expresses a wish for an enjoyable half birthday.

Halfy Birthday, dear Maureen.
Halfy Birthday to you!

Halfy Birthday by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022

Monsplaining

The explanation or of something by a Rastafarian, typically to a non-Rastafarian, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Lionel Joseph told me all about the 12 Tribes of Israel like I'm a fucking idiot, I hate monsplaining.

Monsplaining by Kung Fu Jimmy October 2, 2021

Gynormous 

An oversized or larger than normal vagina.

Childbirth left my mother gynormous.

Gynormous by Kung Fu Jimmy March 10, 2021

Corona Baby 

Child conceived during the self-quarantine of 2020

Tuck was born just before Christmas of 2020 so he's probably a Corona baby.

Corona Baby by Kung Fu Jimmy March 14, 2020

SICU

Realistic internet abbreviation for sitting in chair unimpressed. When users type LOL, ROFL and LMFAO they are more often than not just SICU.

My boss commented ROLFcopter on a co-worker's Instagram post. But when I looked over he was just SICU

SICU by Kung Fu Jimmy March 2, 2020

SICU

Realistic internet abbreviation for sitting in chair unimpressed. When users type LOL, ROFL and LMFAO they are more often than not just SICU.

My boss commented ROLFcopter on a co-worker's Instagram post. But when I looked over he was just SICU

SICU by Kung Fu Jimmy March 2, 2020