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Definitions by Kuerno

A term commonly used in prisons to refer to effeminate male inmates that deal in sex.

Nearly every general population prison block has such inmates that gain their protection and receive commissary goods in trade for sexual favors.

It is not uncommon for them shave their legs and modify state issued prison clothing to be more attractive.
Once that Ass Pussy showed up everyone came out wanting to cell up.
Ass Pussy by Kuerno May 23, 2008
Noun - prison term

Refers to a pencil modified in a way to light fires using AC electrical power in a prison cell.

In prisons that have out-lawed smoking, matches are not allowed.

Inmates will generally use a paper-clip bending one sharp end out to poke it through the eraser of a sharp pencil. The other end is pushed into an electrical outlet. A wire from headphones or even rolled aluminum foil is pushed in the other hole in the outlet. When the wire is "struck" up against the sharp graphite carbon of the pencil it produces a "carbon-arc" capable of lighting toilet paper or other combustibles found in a prison cell.

A striker is considered contraband in the prison systems.
Hey, loan me your striker, I wanna smoke a pinner.

You can make tatt-ink with the soot from burning aftershave if you light it with a striker and place it under a paper bag.
Striker by Kuerno May 23, 2008

Fish Cop 

Prison Term.

New correctional officer, fresh out of the academy.

While a new inmate is considered a "fish" the similar term Fish-cop is used for new officers.

See Fish
See that new fish cop? He thinks he's Bad-Ass.
Fish Cop by Kuerno May 23, 2008

Fish Bowl 

A prison term to refer to a control room where correctional officers control cell doors and Saliport doors.

Most have thick glass to prevent forced entry. The officers would be on display like fish in a fishbowl.

Now days most control rooms have started using dark, tinted glass to prevent inmates from watching.
Ask the corridor officer in the fish bowl for a pass to the infirmary.
Fish Bowl by Kuerno May 23, 2008
Prison term.

Contraband Alcohol made inside the prison system. Inmates will utilize everything from plastic bags trash cans and even the cell toilet-bowl to brew alcohol.

Ingredients are smuggled from the culinary and a few small chunks of white bread to provide the yeast to start fermentation.
Since the Christmas Brew was in the toilet the cellies had to piss in the sink.
Brew by Kuerno May 23, 2008

Bare Ball 

West Coast Surfing Slang (Los-Angeles) -

To wear shorts or pants without underwear.

Referring to not covering the male testicles.
Crap! I forgot to bring a extra underwear. I guess I'll have to bear ball it.

Or

I hate bare ballin' it just doesn't feel right.
Bare Ball by Kuerno May 23, 2008

keester pack 

Prison or Customs smuggling term.

A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.
The dude smuggled in 3 grams of tar in a keester pack.
keester pack by Kuerno May 23, 2008