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BC

"Before Christ"


All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).


However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.
Jesus would now be 2008 years old according to the bc-ad dating system
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004
mugGet the BCmug.

gun down

(v.) To shoot someone with a firearm. This term came into coinage in the British tabloids in the 1960s, and world war I before that (where it was mainly military speak for a machine gunner, see b))
a) The paramilitrist said he was going to gun down a politician.

b) You don't want to go through that gap, there's a gun down in there.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
mugGet the gun downmug.

is there a Mrs

Followed by ther surname of the man to whom she is speaking, a woman will say this to enquire as to whether or not the man is married. The man will typically state what kind of relationship he is in. The woman will still come onto him, but will give away that she is after him, although not directly.
"Is there a a Mrs Baker?"

"No, but I do have a girlfriend of seven years"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
mugGet the is there a Mrsmug.

dynamic IP

A randomly assigned internet protocol from a pool of IPs owned by your ISP. The IPs are all usually in the same range, and you are given the first free IP when you log on. This means that your IP will change every time you log on (although there is a chance that you could dial up an IP used before).

The benefit of this method (as opposed to static IP is not security, but rather the ISP not having to maintain an IP for every customer, thus saving money. However, this means that only a set number of customers can be online at a time. This also makes the connection slower.
AOL and its subsidiaries (compuserve etc.) use a dynamic IP system. These companies have terrible reputations.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 24, 2004
mugGet the dynamic IPmug.

Rhythm stick

Imaginary stick, that when used on subject, said subject becoems extremely rhythmicular and musical.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
mugGet the Rhythm stickmug.

Rolex

Famously expensive watches. Most examples of such are actually fakes sold for less than 1% the price of a real Rolex. The tell-tale sign (other than the price) is that on a real rolex, the second hand has continous motion, instead fo ticking like an ordinary watch.
fake rolex, cheapy cheap! Ten dolla! Also sucky sucky for ten dolla!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the Rolexmug.

channel somebody who gives a damn

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.
I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
mugGet the channel somebody who gives a damnmug.

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