litigation

To sue for damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the prosecution not having common sense. See nanny state, political correctness, idiot.

Suing a cigarette company because you got cancer, which may have been caused by the smokes. Because there was no clear warning, despite it being well known they are dangerous to health(documentation dates to world war I), the prosecution claims she was not aware and sues for billions of dollars.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

cube

A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.

Cube is a politically correct arguement in a room that lasts for ninetey minutes.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004

vote of no confidence

(v.) When the members of a political party vote over whether or not thier leader should step down, usually over thier controversial sidings than laziness or ineffectiveness.

Churchill was almost held to a vote of no confidence until his words proved correct.


I wish Tony b liar would get a vote of no confindence


"New labour will not raise taxes"-Little Tony in 1997

Seven years and 200 stealth taxes later....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

All mouth and no trousers

Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.

Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111

KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".

by kung-fu jesus August 18, 2004

cabriolet

A car with a folding top, a convertible.

Porsche 911 cabriolets rule.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

paris hilton video

The latest internet fad. Consists of various scenes from different recorded sex sessions involving heiress Paris Hilton. In the style of pammy and tommy video, the stream is actually a mishmash of varied occurences passed off as one. It was in the possession of her ex until he lent it to a friend who sold it on the net.

Have you seen it? If so, you really need a life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

hard drinking

Binge drinking, every day of the week. See alcoholic

He was a hard drinking man, until he died of liver failure...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004