KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

what the ladies want

Thier own way, the one thing that women, however far they progress, will never tempt away from those with meat betwxit thier legs.


They also like guys with- money (which can buy them influence), balls of steel (who can persuade others to do as she has persauded him), money (that again), good looks (not important after 25)

The ladies want my man-meat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

thank fuck

Excellent news. Often used sarcastically.

Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

broken man

(n.) someone who has fallen from grace. Living in poverty with a soiled reputation.

Hitler died a broken man.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

kamikaze

The name of a tempest which wrecked a mongol fleet (led by a descendant of Genghis Khan) that tried to invade Japan. The name lends itself to a sqaud of Japanese WWII pilots who had very little training, so were just told to load up with explosives and crash into vessels. Although a number of European warships were attacked by Kamikaze, the steel decks meant that the attacks were ineffective.

Self-sacrifice was a last ditch attempt to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

cossie

1) Contraction for costume

2) Car development see cosworth

Swimming cossie



The cossie zoomed past that BMW

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

hold-up

To present arms to the employees and/or owners of a value bearing establishment (train, bank) using the threat of violence as a deterent from heroism.

The was a hold-up in the bank, but the cops knew about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

drunk as a lord

(v.) to get very drunk indeed.

Let us be drunk as a lord toghether har har!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004