KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions
(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
Get the cooked booksmug. (n.) Enemy stronghold. Where one's opponents are located. Heavily gaurded.
Taken from 1980's cartoon thundercats
Taken from 1980's cartoon thundercats
Caves in afghanistan.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the castle plundarmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
Get the debtormug. Synonymous with "by any means neccessary", except that fire & sword implies that there will be violence ensuing.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the fire & swordmug. The electric chair, created by a dentists, it is now the most popular way of state execution in the united states.
Firing squad or the chair?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the the chairmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the assedmug. Masively popular song of the 1980's by frankie goes to hollywood. Called to be banned by some people (although few-if any banend it) which prompted the phrase frankie says relax
Oh oh
Wee-ell-now!
Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh
But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams
I’m coming
I’m coming-yeah
Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh
Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it
Relax relax relax
Higher higher relax
Now’s the time, it’s party time
Hey
Wee-ell-now!
Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh
But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams
I’m coming
I’m coming-yeah
Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh
Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it
Relax relax relax
Higher higher relax
Now’s the time, it’s party time
Hey
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the relaxmug.