KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

straight to video

The old way of saying straight to dvd.

Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

red baron

(n.) A person that delights in seeing mechanical disasters, especially plane crashes. Named after WWI german ace who downed over 80 allied aircraft during the first world war. The origianal dogfight king.

osama is such a red baron

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

cabrio

Short for cabriolet, a convertible car.

Yo yo yo who wants a ryde in mah cab-ri-o!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Confucius

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people!

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

the butcher boy

(n.) Odd film about an Irish boy who works in a abatoir and kills people, whilst talking to the virgin mary, his dead father and some pigs. Can be found lying around in EVERY video rental shop in the united kingdom.

I watched the butcher boy a few years ago. It's still crap.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

ten best cars ever

In no particular order...

Jaguar E-type (pre-1973)
Ford Gt/GT40
Rolls-Royce Phantom VI
Ferrari 250 GTO
Jaguar XJ220
Mercedes-Benz 560 sec
Aston Martin DB9
Porsche 911 GT turbo
Morgan Aero eight GT
Bugatti type 41

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

Poorly paid conscripts

People practically forced into a war with little money or hope of returning. The expendable n00bs of the armies.

The poorly paid conscripts were forced to rush the enemy, while the guns lined up to take shot.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004