KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

bullettime

When action in a movie or videogame is put into slow motion with slow motion sound and revolving camera. This is done when bullets are fired at the central protagonist. Comes from the game max payne.

The bullettime scene from the matrix has been copied a few hundred times in parodies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.

The law of the jungle ruled eton.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

knock boots

hetero vaginal sex. The sound made sounds like knocking boots, unless one of the partners is fat

i knocked boots with your mum

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

Game of death

(n.) Bruce Lee's uncompleted master piece. Features nunchucku fights, cool martial arts, and a face off between 7ft2in 267 pound giant "Kareem Jabbar Abdul" and his out-of-studio teacher, Bruce Lee. When filming the final showdown, Bruce and Kareem were moving faster than the camera could film, so they had to slow down. Make sure you don't watch the inferior "Bruce Li", which features mainly his latter-day stunt double.

Game of Death r0xxx0R2 j00 boxxx0R2!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

4-4-2

See football/soccer

A layout of the ten moveable players (Goalkeeper is stationary).

•Two defenders
•Four midfield
•Four strikers.

4-4-2 is the most used formation.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004