KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

Flagship

(n.) The flagship of a fleet is usually the best-equipped, and most famous. The orders all come from there.

Taking out the flagship decreases morale greatly.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

DeLorean

A car capable of taking itelf back to the future.

Wheeee! DeLorean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

slip through the net

(v.) To avoid capture and punishment.


See also off the grid

Paedophiles and rapists slip through the net and become teachers.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

brutality

To beat to death via rapid punches, kicks, elbows and knees to the body and head. If the victim attempts to block, then the gaurd will be attacked until dropped. Seen in Mortal Kombat.

Finish Him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Constitution

One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.

The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

peace pipes

Cominf from the native american's peace pipes, the word today means "to extend a hand of friendship" often to former rivals whom have fallen in your wake.

Let's smoke the peace pipes.


Shove your peace pipes up your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

fuck the fucking fuckers

Often used sarcasticly to show that the speaker/author is "so angry" that s/he must resort to making most of his/her words expletives.

A: I'm gonna kill you, man!

B: Oh, oh my. I'm soooo scared. Fuck the fucking fuckers.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004