Muay Thai

A martial art that is all very well and good until you face anyone more than 30 pounds heavier than you, at which point your speedy light blows happen to be useless, and you will have your ass reamed.
That 120 pound grand champion took on a 150 pound kid and lost.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004
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amazonian

The amazonian ate the nerd.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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shooter

1960's British slang for a handgun. The sort of thing you would have heard in Get Carter (the orginianal, not that shit stallone remake).
Get that shooter out of your pocket and give it 'ere before you blow your bollocks off!
by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004
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g'day mate

An austrailian greeting between males.


"Good day, mate (friend)"
G'day mate, hopinta me V8 an ell tell ya aaaall about oz.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
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human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.
Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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Rei Uni

The United Kingdom, as pronounced and spelled in France.
Nord D'Irland et Gran Bretagne s'appele "Rei Uni"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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warsaw pact

A treaty between the eastern bloc nations and the USSR to protect against NATO interferance, specifically in East Germany. Signed in 1955, the member states were the USSR, Poland, East Germany, Hungary, Albania, Romania, Czechoslovakia and bulgaria. It was an alliance of the "red" countries, except for former Yugoslavia, and later Albania would exclude itself. They basically would defend eachother if one was attacked. With the mighty Soviet union on thier side, no-one dared attempt this.


Communism killer Mikhail Gorbachev later took measures to abolish this treaty, allowing the member nation to do as the liked from December 1988. This lead to the tearing down of the Berlin Wall and the pact was ripped up completely as the USSR disbanded into the CIS nations.
Most of the warsaw pact nations joined NATO after the warsaw pact.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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