barbed wire

Steel wire in coils of a few inches to a foot that have twisted barbs of loose ends sticking out with the intent to harm anyone who attempts to cross it.


Also a movie with Pamela anderson.

Don't call me babe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Das Boot

German for "The Boat"


A movie showing the other side of the war, not Americans doing what the British and French were blowing up/capturing before America's entry.


Documents the life on a U-Boat.

Buy the one with subtitles (Das Boot). The English-language (The Boat) dubbing isn't great.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

bloody nose

(n.) A taste of blood to annoy the enemy.

We bombed thier camp. Now that they've got a bloody nose they'll regroup and come for us.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

So bad it's good

(adj.) To be so dire it is actually amusing

Takeshi's castle

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

very happy ammo

The state of having infinite ammunition for several guns stored in a backpack. See DOOM

OMG, cyberdemon and barons of hell!!!!1

Time to use very happy ammo and BFG them

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

birds and the bees

Explaining to children about sex.

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

a fuck idea

(n.) any idea, a clue as to the meaning of.

"I don't have a fuck idea what you just said."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004