KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

old spice

(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.

All hail Baroness Thatcher!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

daygo

Misspelling or mispronounciation fo dago

Stupid daygos.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

you are in the past tense

Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.

Don't push that button! PLEASE!



You are in the past tense, bub.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

modus vivendi

a) The way one lives.
b) Minor disagreement that could upset a "beneficiary" of the solution.

Let's keep our modus vivendi and stay calm.

Oh my, modus vivendi has occured, let's rectify it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

eurotunnel

See chunnel

Eurotunnel logo is ghey

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Volvo

(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.

throw as many bricks as you want at this volvo-you won't dent it.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

el cabron

A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".

ayayayyayaye! EL CABRON!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004