one day

(Idiom) followed by a wish for the future.
One day I want a ferrari 250 GTO/a mansion/a penis/ a doggie!/a job/ a girlfriend/a hitler moustache/ your phone number/ yo mama!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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lassie

A dog that shouldn't have ever come home.
I liek teh lassie!!!!!11
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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cashflow

The steady inflow of cash into a legally recognised entity such as a person ro a private or public limited business.
"Most businesses that fold within five years do so because of cashflow problems."

"I have some cashflow problems so I won't be able to go out drinking this weekend"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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coconuts

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004
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gayvette

What the corvette should be called, since it is gay.
My gayvette just fell apart.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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sad but true

(n.) A situation that shouldn't happen in todays' world, but does so commonly that everyone turns a blind eye to it because they are used to it. This is a phrase used mainly by pinkos and feminazis, as well as a few other types of liberal, but not commies.
Feminist: It's sad but true that women are still oppressed and held down. Men are pigs.


Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey


Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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thumbs down

a) a hand signal, interpreted to be negative, which consists of a fist, sideways, with the thumb pointing to the ground.

b) below Satisfactory or unacceptable.

c) An indication to kill


antonym: thumbs up
My fellow motorist gave my driving the thumbs down, before speeding off with his arm and middle finger extended.

I'm sorry, but this definition is crude, immature and a failed attempt at humour. I've just have to give it a thumbs down


The roman gladiatorial type looked about the colloseum to see row after row of thumbs down, so he cast his net over the opponent and speared him through.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004
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