KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

waffleo

(n.) The animal that wafflescoem from.

waffles are made from waffleo meat

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

abba

Swedish pop group consisting of two men and two women (who got married then divrced) who had a string of massively popular songs. Thier appeal was lessened by their terrible dress sense.

Abba's best song was "take a chance on me"

by Kung-fu JeSuS July 25, 2004

canaan's side

Israel/palestine. Ancient biblic reference. See promised land

And land them safe of canaans' side.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

brass ones

Brass balls, one would assume.

Eidolon's Nepenthe: Brass ones!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 11, 2006

outlaw

(n.) One who lives ouitside the law, using his or her own morals or religious experience as guidance.

(v.) To declare illegal

Robin hood was an outlaw, as were the early christians in the roman empire


After allowing his chance to become the discoverer of cocaine pass him by, Sigmund Freud was a little pleased at the global decision to outlaw it, meaning he had lost less than he had expected.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

souped-up

Given power that was not intended for it to have.

Souped-up economy car etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004