(n.) A terrible vehicle made by Vauxhall. This square shaped miniture SRi (Short for some retarded idiot- meaning the driver) is owned by all sorts of lower class faggots, despite being designed as an economical shopping trolley for middle aged women. Capable of the magical 105mph, this lightweight crap is claimed to be easily tuned because of the simple engine. It is possible to extract a rather dismal 137mph with a turbocharger.
Nova drivers only ever race other nova drivers. Fearing the mighty fiesta, another boy racer crap car, or the superior crap of ancient BMW 3.16, VW polo, Corsa, KA, saxo, clio, 206 etc.
All the above cars suck
All the above cars suck
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004
(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.
by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004
a) the playing area for the sport of golf
b) To riddle (n.) with so many wounds that one could play golf on thier body.
b) To riddle (n.) with so many wounds that one could play golf on thier body.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.
She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004