KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

middle finger salute

Also known simply as "The finger"



This consists of an outstretched arm (although the arm can be bent, or barely outstretched at all) with the back of the hand facing toward an object of scorn, and the middle finger extended in an upward direction.

Barry said I should take a photograph of him while he gave me the thumbs up from the Eiffel Tower. The zoom function on my camera showed he was actually giving me the middle finger salute.


I was driving so slowly that even a couple of elderly nuns in a honda gave me the middle finger salute as they passed me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 17, 2004

location, location, location

Phrase to remind people that the most determining factor in the price of a house is the location. The property itself can be build on, extended, knocked into the next property etc.

There are three things to remember when valuing a property;

1-Location
2-Location
3-Location

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

opportunity cost

(n.) the benefits and problems of not choosing an option.

You have a choice between buying a car for £30,000 or a motorbike for £18,000.


If you buy the car, the opportunity cost is £12,000 and a motorbike.


If you buy the motorbike and have some money, the opportunity cost is one car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.

Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

another nail in the coffin

(n.) Activity that contributes to an early death

The decision to take up smoking is another nail in the coffin.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

you haven't lived until you...

Usually followed by "done this" "eaten this" "watched some movie" etc. It emphasises that so many people have doen it that it has become part of life. Of course, this is most convincing coming from a short fat woman with greasy hair who looks like she's seen every movie ever, eaten every food possible, yo-yo dieted all the time etc.

You haven't live until you've watched the godfather trilogy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.

Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004