KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

thumbs down

a) a hand signal, interpreted to be negative, which consists of a fist, sideways, with the thumb pointing to the ground.

b) below Satisfactory or unacceptable.

c) An indication to kill


antonym: thumbs up

My fellow motorist gave my driving the thumbs down, before speeding off with his arm and middle finger extended.

I'm sorry, but this definition is crude, immature and a failed attempt at humour. I've just have to give it a thumbs down


The roman gladiatorial type looked about the colloseum to see row after row of thumbs down, so he cast his net over the opponent and speared him through.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

we will rock you

By Queen, 1978.



The ultimate war song!

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

The Pencil Test

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.

The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

gloryholer

One who participates in gloryhole sex.

I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

gynotikolobomassophilia

(n.) A love of biting female's earlobes.

He experiences premature ejaculation unless she covers her ears because he is a gynotikolobomassophiliac

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

satisfied

When enough has been one, one becoems satisfied.

He was satisfied enough of his enemies had been killed


He was satisfied after the meal.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

omfwtg

"Oh my fuck what the God?"




Used to announce a ones incomprehension or boredom.

Bishop to rook etc blah blah 1337 hax0r w00t in my panties <just imagine i've actually written something random and funny here>


omfwtg!?!?!?!!?!?!1111!!!!!!11!SHIFT+ONE!!!!112

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004