an historic

How the BBC pronounces "a historic", because an historic is actually the correct pronounciation.

The joining of these countries into the EU is an historic event.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

land rover

The origianal SUV, since willy's Jeep was just a car without a roof or doors.

70% of all land rovers/range rovers made since 1955 are still in use.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

boot sex

Thwe act of sticking ones penis in a doctor martins boot.

OMGWTFBBQ BOOTSEKS!!!!11SHlFT

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004

Queensberry Rules

See Marquis of Queensberry Rules

We shall fight be queensbury rules

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

trashy

(adj.) To have clinging, throwaway (in the trash, one would assume) qualities.

Emma is a very trashy ho, with a loose vagina, which rather surprisingly, I haven't tapped yet. She never muched liked me though.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.

The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004