Gilbrecht

mean bully with a heart so soft it is liquid
the more he stabs you the harder he loves
attracts masochists. naturally. or self-sacrificing nurse-types who believe in their own healing powers.

needs to be told to stop!
"Gilbrecht, i've noticed you bullying that weird lonergirl with no friends to protect her. I am here to tell you that the party's over. From now on you will have to overcome me. Need a hug? Wanna talk? Walk some walk?"
by Krkič September 14, 2019
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There

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Please tell me why you did not come when i was there
by Krkič July 11, 2019
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drugs

Dear Ed,
I like a guy who takes drugs. I mean, i am really serious about it but he wont see me through his hazy high. What should i do?
Dear Löttchen,
wow, thats really heavy. I suggest you confess to yourself that you cannot and will not save him nor is it your job or some work of love to do so.
Go, tell him if you can but be prepared to receive nothing in return. This is how drugs work, little Löttchen, they numb your phantom pain, distract from real issues or simply provide a good time. If it is your crush's choice to lead this life, theres almost zero you can do.
All the best.
by Krkič August 04, 2019
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fluent

when her puss puss gets so wet there remains not enough resistance to build up
Damn her fifi was fluent last night. I mean I get it but that shit needs to hurt to be effective.
by Krkič June 12, 2020
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goal

when you explain football to him and he listens quietly, nodding, because hes that polite
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"look, the striker is supposed to score goals, ok? If the keeper fails to catch the ball, its a goal for the others. defence is crucial, ok? you dont leave your door open to strangers, do you?"
by Krkič April 20, 2019
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chorus

Mum, is dad coming back?
No, my child, the singing you heard through the wall was just the chorus of a prolonged goodbye. You can go back to sleep now.
But mum!

It's OK, child. Hush now and sleep tight.
chorus:
"I love you sweet woman and I'm far away. Where poisoned's my night and careless my day. You miss me and crave me, you pray for rain, my heart it is numb now, my limbs are lame. I forgot your name. I forgot your name. I forgot your name."
by Krkič June 15, 2019
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illoverate

kind of not fully capable of reading romantic signs. demanding help to decipher love's codes. taking them who struggle with the lovey dovey whop shoo be doo whop by the hand and showing them a way.
"they are illoverate, i think"
"are they"
"Mmh i guess"
by Krkič May 28, 2021
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