Love them

God i'm grateful for my friends. The sweet few that let me be who the fuck i wanna be. They will love me no matter what. The best thing. They will try to make me feel good, they wont put me down, if they don't like what I'm saying or doing they will let me know lovingly. And i will feel sorry coz i love them so much.
the firy fantastic funderful few.
Love them
They deserve the world
And then some
by Krkič July 12, 2019
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spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off
Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."
by Krkič February 06, 2019
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favour

you ask a trusted someone for a hand, help, support
"tonight i am feeling sexy, can you do me a favour and turn me further on?"
by Krkič March 25, 2020
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o' cock

your own personal time reckoning in stable, healthy relationships. dividing your day into o' cock and no' cock.
"whats the time, honey?"
"Its miss-you o' cock."
by Krkič January 19, 2020
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sexual expressionist

its in our nature to want to have sex. what used to be an instinctive act of procreation has shifted towards modern ideas of pleasure. some people get it with one lifelong partner, some live off seriality.

so next time you encounter a sexual expressionist, look at it this way: they only want to ensure eternal life (population), they only want to save the world
"Are you a sexual expressionist? Which type are you?"
by Krkič February 11, 2020
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HuaberFonsi

light
eyes sharper
increased free will
drive to move equals drive to rest
my heart
my love
change the narrative!
HuaberFonsi: "I set a fire i didnt mean to hurt anyone but i had to burn down this mass and it got so heavy so i needed to return to zero expectations. Can we start again?"
by Krkič January 26, 2022
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Cooked

Sorry, mum, i don't like the food you serve me. All that canned, processed stuff.
I only eat fresh food. Prepared. Cooked. From now on you're taking me to the market.
by Krkič October 07, 2019
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