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friction

i mean, i cannot explain to myself why i should be misunderstood. like all the time! what is it? its not that im speaking a foreign language, not that i have bad intentions. yet it sounds wrong in peoples ears. and they critisize me for things im not about. and why should i apologise for their misconception?
all i did was let them know my thought through, clean opinion on why i disagree! they responded that i was being disrespectful. why, because i don't agree and show up alternatives? because i fail to use their submissive, stuck up, "polite" tone? In fucking arts? polite? arts? why do i even have to tell them that friction will help us evolve, not being polite, saying what they want to hear, trying to be liked.
by Krkič April 19, 2019
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honesty

no problem
I can deal with it
I just have to speed up if you don't mind
because i want clearance

in everything
Let me solve a potential misunderstanding
not pressuring anyone to do as i wish
but to grant me the honesty i deserve
the rest is my business
🖤
by Krkič September 20, 2019
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off the coast

to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.
"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."
by Krkič April 28, 2019
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in you

You're a nurse and had a long day working fulltime plus six emergencies. One patient's left leg was wrongly amputated (it should have been his left nose wing). You cried because you felt his disbelief. And then he proposed to you on his intact knee which turned out weird. Your colleague Julie gives you a lift home and confesses her love to you. She is a single mum and we all know what thats about so you hug her, kiss her cheeks and tell her she is beautiful and you ask her to endure these hardships for one day someone will notice her angelic struggle and honor her for that.
You get out of the car all tense and confused and open the door only to be greeted by at least 8 envelopes containing bills. Now you get a little sad and quiet and open the fridge to find that one consoler. Did Jim drink all the fucking beers?
After a quick shower you slowly enter sleepo mode and lay down. Your breathing wakes Jim, he turns around and hugs you from behind, his hands 3D-silhouetting your body lines. After squeezing your buttcheeks you notice Jim's coming to life and lust and you dismiss the idea of falling asleep. Your fat ass circles his cobra which now arrows for its target. This kind of playing along with his kisses all over your neck and back and heavy breathing gets you so damn hot, horny and wet. You cant wait any longer. But Jim, the fucking teaser that he is, keeps you craving that first shove. You turn around and suck him off, sucking and slurping like its your last day on earth. Before he cums you turn around again offering him your dripping behind. He finishes and falls asleep in you.
by Krkič April 23, 2019
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🐜

we are every year old. you know. simultaneously. I am a baby and a granny, a teenager and a mum.
"sorry, i embarrassed you. I secretly enjoyed it because our reactions to embarrassment are difficult to pretend. They are a great proof of humanity. Sorry again 🐜"
by Krkič February 28, 2019
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drop a def

too self conscious with a house full of tactics, so sad to see them lose connection, lose touch. but you can drop a def whenever you're online.
look, its Mick. he is sitting outside in the cold. Lets drop a def. For gods sake thats the least we can do.
by Krkič February 27, 2020
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wake down

Jordan: "...at 8 i wake down and pretend i am fine"
by Krkič November 11, 2019
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