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desiddle

a desire to cuddle with an old friend who you have not seen in decades
such a quiet saturday night, no planes in sight, no bars no lights
an invisible organism is teaching us how to keep apart, how to ignore our most intrinsic needs
"in order to save others' if not your own life you shall be lonely, imprisoned, unemployed for 30 moons."
bubu i could so do with a honeyed cuddle. i totally desiddle you. Its Nov 15 2020.
by Krkič November 14, 2020
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nutella

Good moaning!
Scrambled legs and a cup of me?
some good sleepy head or buttered head?
Cum, lets hide under the blanket for a bit until the wolves are gone.
his nutella all over my pilla
by Krkič November 17, 2020
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December 9

Can i hear your voice if i let you hear mine?
This is a weird advent calendar. It goes 1, 2, 3, 8, 35, 10, 0.
Don't worry. Its supposed to be like that. Open today, December 9.
by Krkič December 9, 2020
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Kakakarma

the act of wishing all the shit in the world upon somebody just to be rewarded with diarrhea. the aggressive type.
My feelings about the election of Trump were clearly followed by prototypical Kakakarma.
by Krkič December 10, 2020
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December 12

they say that times changed
honey they don't know what we both know
lifelines against all odds
if you take this glimmer and turn it into open fire
could you believe all the things that you'd see
and i see a unicorn riding on
and it starts to fart out glitter
and thats why i love you
so don't be afraid
have a piece of its wings
and legs salted
marinated
tastes beautiful
like a rainbow
today i was insecure. and i doubted my heart.
then i had cauliflower, later lentils. it all completed the picture.
The picture of December 12. Open it, please.
by Krkič December 12, 2020
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intro-friendly

to wear a mask on your first date.
generating both uncomfort and comfort because a) you don't get to see the other persons face, read their mimic, understand properly what theyre mumbling and b) you get to hide your face when you're a shy introvert anyway and cannot speak due to social anxiety.
Dating season during a pandemic is intro-friendly. Introverts profit from the restrictions.
by Krkič December 12, 2020
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December 13

people can be great. they can find cures and vaccines and meds against viruses and many illnesses. they don't always do it for profit but out of selfless noble motives. Scientific endeavours should be rewarded as the survival-ensuring actions they are.
Hey bubu, today is not about you or me.
Its December 13
Open it
by Krkič December 13, 2020
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