Good morning sleepyhead. Im off to work now. Beers and vodka and crisps and kfc in the fridge. Olga will be around at twelvish. She promised to be naked under her trench coat. Mick and Abdul are delivering half a pound of weed at four. Don't forget to pick up Zui and Zen from the nursery. Theres a voucher for video games on the table. Have a fulfilling day, love.
by Krkič July 17, 2020
when a girl shaves off the boys hair and beard while hes passed out after a night out, she really likes him
by Krkič October 31, 2019
How are you. What are you up to. Hows life. Gotten a bit better recently. Here for you. Always. If you let me I'll be your friend for life. I'd even take care of your grave if you die before me.
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by Krkič July 13, 2019
by Krkič July 19, 2019
to judge people's lives from reading UD definitions. lol.
to form an opinion about somebody based on what you think is happening rather than going that mile and ask them personally. Them. Them. Them.
to form an opinion about somebody based on what you think is happening rather than going that mile and ask them personally. Them. Them. Them.
(to) spimp
by Krkič May 08, 2020
discovering excellent nurse-like qualities in your care work.
usually applies to middle-aged women of selflessish, submissivish, caringish nature
usually applies to middle-aged women of selflessish, submissivish, caringish nature
I didnt realise i was a sister! I sistered 13 families, 5 kindergartens and 2 university campuses. Loved it.
by Krkič March 07, 2020
Had coffee Chez Max
Smiled because the waiter made me pay only one
Found clean bread finally
I find everything disgustingly overpriced and wonder how families cope
Smiled because the waiter made me pay only one
Found clean bread finally
I find everything disgustingly overpriced and wonder how families cope
by Krkič June 11, 2019