cockulator

A swift swash with a calculor to the cock.
The male version of the bonchulator
That bitch done dropped me to the floor with that crochulator.
by Krispy February 27, 2004
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give it up

To cease efforts now otherwise pointless
"Just give it up man, she's not interested in you."

"You'd better give it up, unless you're rollin' for a bitch-slap."
by Krispy February 29, 2004
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Crackelating

Hey holmey what's CRACKELATING?
by Krispy December 07, 2003
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Bovellian

Bovellian(adj): Of Infinite Nature.

Noun: Bovell (pl.) Bovelli
You'll never be able to comprehend my Bovellian state of being! Back Infidel!
by Krispy March 29, 2005
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soda slut

Noun:
1. An idividual with a carbonation/caffine dependancy.

2. One who befriends employees at certain establishments in order to score free sodas to support their habbit.
Damn JJ, have you been soda slutting it out all night? This is fourth 32oz. tonight man.
by Krispy February 27, 2004
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Javaism

(Full name) The Temple of Javaism

The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.

Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ

All are supple names for the Javac God.

The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.

One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.
Hey you stupid Jav! Got back to your temple and practice your dumb Javaism!
by Krispy March 31, 2005
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