Skape

An urban "Skunk-Ape"; City dwelling relative of the Sasquatch. Often mistaken as the "Missing Link". Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out assault on the olfactory senses. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

The Skape is going nuts because the stapler is jammed! Look out! I think it's going to musk!

by Krakky McKraken July 27, 2006

gaslamp chigger boogie

Form of dance wherein one moves only the head in a sort of bobble-motion, back and forth, like the singers in crappy early 80s New Wave videos.

Doing the Gaslamp Chigger Boogie for extended periods of time will probably give you a sore neck.

by Krakky McKraken July 21, 2006

Skapegoat

Possibly apocryphal paramour of the Skape. May bear a striking resemblance to certain film stars. Only appears once a year, at certain holiday feasts.

Clem: Have you met Alfred, the Skapegoat?

Zeke: Why's he the Skapegoat?

Clem: 'Cuz a goat will eat anything.

by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006