Krakky McKraken's definitions

gaslamp chigger boogie

Form of dance wherein one moves only the head in a sort of bobble-motion, back and forth, like the singers in crappy early 80s New Wave videos.

Doing the Gaslamp Chigger Boogie for extended periods of time will probably give you a sore neck.

by Krakky McKraken July 21, 2006

Predapotamus

Final evolutionary stage of the Purplepotamus. Distinguished by its bellowing rage and increasingly suicidal behavior. A Predapotamus is usually driven into extinction quickly since its actions are not thought out in advance.

Daisy Mae: The Predapotamus was fired after sending an inflammatory e-mail officewide about how much she hates the person sitting next to her.

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

hai-poo

A brief rhyming poem that deals with poop, usually four or five lines long.

This is called "Hai-poo #5."

I have to poop
It shall come out like soup
It did once when I had the croup
Then again, it was more like goop
Boop-boop-be-doop.

by Krakky McKraken October 2, 2005