Possibly apocryphal paramour of the Skape. May bear a striking resemblance to certain film stars. Only appears once a year, at certain holiday feasts.
Clem: Have you met Alfred, the Skapegoat?
Zeke: Why's he the Skapegoat?
Clem: 'Cuz a goat will eat anything.
Zeke: Why's he the Skapegoat?
Clem: 'Cuz a goat will eat anything.
by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006
Short for "Dingbat." An incredibly dumb blonde who may or may not be an alien, a cyborg, or the victim of a sadistic experiment in brain-theft. So strong is her ignorance that it actually radiates outwards; this can cause intense pain in the listener. Her conversations are rambling, incomplete, and surreally pointless. Smells like animal urine. Sits in its own vomit.
Clem: Oh no, here comes the Ding!
Ding: Um, I saw this movie last night.
Daisy Mae: What was it called?
Ding: Um, I don't have time to talk about it. Um, bye!
Ding: Um, I saw this movie last night.
Daisy Mae: What was it called?
Ding: Um, I don't have time to talk about it. Um, bye!
by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006
Office busybody who gets off by sticking her nose into everyone else's business. Always digging in the dirt.
Zeke: Hey Clem, Joan was askin' 'bout you again.
Clem: What the hell is she, an aardvark? Always stickin' that snout where it ain't wanted. What business is it of hers?
Clem: What the hell is she, an aardvark? Always stickin' that snout where it ain't wanted. What business is it of hers?
by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006