Definitions by Koolcat55

shoocrow 

An old, raggedy hooker/allicat that dosnt leave you alone and you tell them to "shoocrow" get out of here

"Does that ugly slimjim hooker over there keep asking you for a ride"

"ya but I told that skank to "shoocrow" stop bothering me! "

shoocrow by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

wesleys 

Long black ass hairs that protrude around the anus, sometimes intertwined with each other causing wesley braids

"Yo melissa, you ever shave those Wesleys?"
"No babe, I'm growing them out so I can braid them"

wesleys by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

toiletbreaking 

When you eat too much food and you gotta shit so hard it breaks/cracks the toilet

"You hungry, let's hit up some taco bell"
"Hell ya, I'm in the mood for some serious toiletbreaking tonight"

toiletbreaking by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

mystery cave 

Slang word for a womans vagina

That girls hot, I wonder what her "mystery cave" looks like

mystery cave by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

chisled cum gun

Slang word for rock hard penis

That girl at the bars hot, I'm gonna take her back to my place and give her my "chisled cum gun"

chisled cum gun by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

RU/18 

Texting code to ask if the person is over 18 years old
Ru- are you
/- over
18- 18 years old

Guy 1: That girl in the club is over 18 who's number you got right?

Guy 2: not sure, let me text her
RU/18?

RU/18 by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

taco guts 

The meat, cheese, sour cream, lettuce, tomato
I.e. anything you put in the taco shell

When I bite in one side of my taco, all the "taco guts" fall out the other end

taco guts by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019