Kong Dong 69's definitions

Lard On

An erection that is between 25% and 75% of full strength. Also called a semi.

Last night I had a lard on and had trouble entering Roxie.

by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020

BJ Twin

A perfect partner for oral sex.

Roxanne was Lenny’s BJ twin as no one could give him better oral orgasms.

by Kong Dong 69 January 16, 2021

Love shit

When during full penetration anal the receiver shits out the pecker.

Lenny and Roxanne did a love shit last night. It was a mess as she didn’t have an enema beforehand.

by Kong Dong 69 February 4, 2021

Stowaway

A sexual partner you only contact late at night and when you are intoxicated.

Roxanne is Lenny’s stowaway at night for her mouth skills but he pretends he doesn’t know her in the light of day.

by Kong Dong 69 December 4, 2020

Kissy Pussy

Eating out your partner with a heavy focus on kissing.

Roxanne gave me a bjs so I did kissy pussy on her.

by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020

Log job

When a turd is half way in and out of your ass and someone bjs it.

Roxanne is nasty, she gave me a log job last night.

by Kong Dong 69 January 25, 2020

Bloody Lenny

When you take leftovers from the previous nights drinking and mixed them with tomato juice. This results in a Bloody Lenny.

I was so hungover that I mixed myself up a raunchy bloody Lenny.

by Kong Dong 69 February 20, 2024