Lard On

An erection that is between 25% and 75% of full strength. Also called a semi.

Last night I had a lard on and had trouble entering Roxie.

by Kong Dong 69 December 01, 2020

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Dropped anchor

When you hit the back of the vagina with your penis.

Lenny went so deep last night that he dropped anchor.

by Kong Dong 69 September 13, 2020

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Roxanne was Lenny’s BJ twin as no one could give him better oral orgasms.

by Kong Dong 69 January 17, 2021

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When a turd is half way in and out of your ass and someone bjs it.

Roxanne is nasty, she gave me a log job last night.

by Kong Dong 69 January 25, 2020

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A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023

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A sexual partner you only contact late at night and when you are intoxicated.

Roxanne is Lenny’s stowaway at night for her mouth skills but he pretends he doesn’t know her in the light of day.

by Kong Dong 69 December 04, 2020

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Eating out your partner with a heavy focus on kissing.

Roxanne gave me a bjs so I did kissy pussy on her.

by Kong Dong 69 December 01, 2020

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