Koko's definitions

wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).

Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies

by koko October 31, 2004

specialj

A lame nickname for a dumb dumb poo poo. Someone who is stupid and smells bad (and also is yucky).

Hey, whattup SpecialJ? You smell bad, and you are a dumb dumb. I hear that accountants party hard.

by koko September 30, 2004

koko

* the CRAZIEST SONOFABITCH IN THE VALLEY !! *
said property is property of KokoNut Technologies... ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!

Can you say PWND?

by Koko February 10, 2003

ldp

Used to describe a friendly wager between two parties in which it is understood that the loser doesn't pay (ldp) the value of the bet. It is simply a fun bet with a monetary value, where no money exchanges hands.

Ok. Let's put some money on this. I'll bet you $100 that Cleveland beats Washington, ldp.

by koko September 29, 2004

zohar argov

Zohar Argov, the greatest middle eastern singer of Israel. referred to as Hamelech, which literarly means 'The King'.

studio albums by zohar argov:

1977: Hataklit Harishon
1980: Elinor
1981: Haiu Zmanim
1982: Nachon Le'Hayom
1983: Kach Ovrim Ha'Yai
1984: Yam Shel Dmaot
1985: Lihiot Adam

live albums by zohar argov:

Neshama Ve Ke'ev
Al Nevakesh
Bekerem Hateimanim
Ben Bli Ba'it
Bechafla Shel Kochavim
Shar Yevanit

by koko October 16, 2004

Buckling

The act of unsuccessfully performing a desired task.

"I can't believe you dropped that, stop buckling."

by Koko November 12, 2003

Salsa Shark

Term coined by randal in the movie clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a nacho point up in some salsa.

Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh, were gonna need a bigger boat!
man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa, our sharks, salsa sharks.

by Koko November 28, 2004