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Army of Freshmen

A sweet band from Ventura, CA. They mix punk with pop and add a couple of keyboards to create a unique and absolutely amazing sound. They ROCK!

Did you pick up the new Army of Freshmen CD, Beg Borrow Steal? I heard it's awesome!

by Koko September 7, 2004

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shlakim

slang for masturbation. deriven from the word shlak the sound that comes up when you masturbate.

a) eize shlak eveti! haval al azman!
b) ma kara? shlakim?

a) eize shlak eveti! haval al azman!
b) ma kara? shlakim?

by koko October 31, 2004

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noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).

Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies

by koko October 31, 2004

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Japtalian

One who is a Jap and a Dego (Japanese and Italian) combined into one fucked up angry short squinty eyes greasy fucker.

Damn Nick, youre such a dirty Japtalian.

by Koko May 9, 2003

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Oopenspoof

The pseudonym of anyones name that is not known to you. Also, elf cum.

Elf 1:"Dag, yo. U see that fine bitch over there? Whats her name?"
Elf 2: Oh yea...shes in my math class..her name is Sally...uh...Oopenspoof. Damn, if she wasnt so green, id stick it in her mouth and let her taste my oopenspoof.

by Koko May 9, 2003

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