Piss Fingers

This occurs when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Yo pal, maybe you shouldn't be man handling the nachos with your nasty piss fingers.

by Koknballz May 21, 2017

Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.

Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident

by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

Arleth

The leftover shit splatter on the toilet bowl after an explosive case of diarrhea.

I’m never inviting Mike over to my house again after destroying my toilet with his nasty arleth.

by Koknballz December 21, 2020

Body Scrotum

The loose skin leftover when a tubby person has weight loss surgery.

Yo pal you may want to consider body scrotum surgery so you don’t trip over all that excess skin.

by Koknballz January 09, 2019

Nat Harvey

A white male in his sixties that wears Steve Harvey type suits.

Did you see Nat Harvey at the meeting today? How could you miss him with that 7 button loud ass suit.

by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Shitting Dirty

Dropping heat in a dirty bathroom. Usually a port-a-potty, truck stop or Nat’s house.

I’ve been holding in a shit for the last 50 miles, looks like I’ll be shitting dirty at the next rest stop.

by Koknballz December 22, 2020