Definitions by KnightSmithJones

efficientising 

To take a process, practice or set of actions and make them more efficient.

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I am efficientising how I do my proposals."
Wife: "Where's the baby?"
Me: {silence}

efficientising by KnightSmithJones May 12, 2018

Aneuryfic 

An awful experience or occurrence that induces an aneurysm.

I just sat through four hours of X-Factor... it was aneuryfic.

Aneuryfic by KnightSmithJones April 28, 2017

Playing famous 

To operate social media platforms in a manner to replicate famous people, building an artificial status and a delusional state of celebrity.

"This dude on Instagram is drinking Hennessey in his low cut Tims"
"Yeah, he's just playing famous"

Playing famous by KnightSmithJones February 17, 2015

Pop-tech 

Pop-culture technology - wearables, drones, robots, social media, apps, mobile phones etc. As opposed to traditional technology - servers, end-user computing, networking devices etc.

Person #1: "Have you heard the latest? Facebook paid 800 squillion dollars to buy a virtual reality headset business and a messaging app."

Person #2: "All that pop-tech nonsense gives me the shits. Have you seen the latest Hitachi storage attached network?"

Tumbleweeds.

Pop-tech by KnightSmithJones December 13, 2014

Compulsory 

Optional.

For when you are organizing a "compulsory" event or meeting and people choose not to attend because for no other reason, they just don't want to.

"Hi person, please attend this meeting. It is compulsory."

"No. I don't want to."

Compulsory by KnightSmithJones April 27, 2014

Catastrofied 

To turn something into a catastrophy

New Found Glory absolutely catastrofied Cyndie Lauper's song, 'Time After Time' (but I like it).

Catastrofied by KnightSmithJones August 1, 2013

All-Blacking 

A synonym for choking in the sporting sense.

A reference to the perceived under-achievements by the New Zealand All Blacks in Rugby World Cup history - always starting favourites, failing in the big games.

Jana Novotna seriously All-Blacked against Steffi Graff in the 1993 Wimbledon final.

Greg Norman was a serial All-Blacker in major tournaments.

New Zealand Rugby team has a history of All-Blacking in Rugby World Cups.

All-Blacking by KnightSmithJones September 12, 2011